Sunday, December 29, 2013

Chapter 22: The Supreme Court of Danada


“Order!” said Nathan, banging a gavel he had seemingly protruded from nowhere against the side of the crashed airplane. “The supreme court of Danada is now in session. The honourable Judge Pudding presides.”

<Shouldn't I have that gavel then?> asked Pudding.

“Fine,” said Nathan. “Be my guest.”

Pudding telekinetically floated the gavel towards him. <Also I want one of those white curly wig things.>

“...,” said Nathan.

<If we're going to do this, may as well do it right,> said Pudding.

“Actually, we should probably go inside, then,” said Nathan. Having court outside by a crashed airplane is entirely too... yeah, no.”

Everyone went inside. A white curly wig was created from a question box and given to Pudding.

“I'm going to go make that bowling ally,” said Zach. “Not really interested in this.” He left, and some others went off to do their own things, also.

“Wait, what floor did he say the bowling ally would be?” asked Toaster-Man.

<Three dozen,> said Pudding. <Why?>

“Nnn-no reason,” said Toaster-Man.

<Okay,> said Pudding. <The supreme court of Danada is now in session. The honourable judge me presides. All rise.>

Everyone rose.

<You may be seated,> said Pudding.

Everyone sat.

<The prosecution may now make its case.>

“As you are all aware,” said Tessa. “On Monday Danuary the 1st, Toaster-Man hired the band Silverfish to compose a song for his election campaign. In exchange for this service, we were promised the payment of one pizza or the equivalent. Although he now has the financial means the defendant refuses to repay this debt, therefore we are suing him for the aforementioned amount.” Tessa paused thoughtfully. “I think that's about it.”

<Alright,> said Pudding. <Toaster-Man, your defending arg->

“Yeah,” Toaster-Man interrupted. “But we never specified when I needed to pay.”

<After carefully considering the arguments, I believe Toaster-Man has a point.> The band looked annoyed. <However... don't be a dick, Toaster-Man. I find in favour of Silverfish, the defendant shall be required to repay his debt immediately.>

“Wait what?” said Toaster-Man. “Don't I get a jury?”

“This is a civil case,” said Nathan.

“Do I at least get more arguments?”

“Do you have another argument?” asked Jessica.

“...No,” said Toaster-Man. “But-”

Pudding banged the gavel ceremoniously, and interruptingly.

“Alright, let's go up to the bank and Toaster-Man get get his money to pay them, then we can get on with more important things,” said Nathan. A bunch of them escorted the somewhat belligerent Toaster-Man to the elevator.

The elevator was in use elsewhere, so everyone waited awkwardly. Then it dinged and opened. Zach got out. “Umm, yeah,” he said. “So, there's some kind of factory on floor three dozen already?”

“Wait, what?” said Nathan.

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