Monday, October 7, 2013

Chapter 20: Benny and the Jet



Alright,” said Benny. “Now that the Danadian economy is taken care of, it is time for my true calling: ace pilotry!” 

Wait, are you sure you're not Toaster-Man in disguise somehow?” asked Josephine. “You're starting to sound like him.” 

No,” said Benny. “I'm Benny. But that guy's kind of awesome now that I think about it.” 

Benny's officially gone crazy, everybody,” said Jeffery. 

No, I'm with Josephine,” said Charles. “I think Toaster-Man has somehow found a way to transform himself into other people. It's definitely possible.” 

Whatever, you guys,” said Benny. “The narrative is clearly saying 'said Benny' after everything I say.” 

I thought only Toaster-Man could read the narrative of the book,” said Megan. 

I'm just starting to see it, for some reason,” said Benny. “I swear, I'm not Toaster-Man. It's just this weird ability that you can develop, apparently.” 

Well we did all feel the chapter breaks,” said Michael. 

Anyway, if I were Toaster-Man, I'm still helping everyone out now by flying this plane.” 

And if you were Toaster-Man, you'd still owe us a pizza,” said Tessa. 

Yeah, but I'm not, so-” said Benny. “Anyway, whoever wants to watch me take the first steps in Danadian aviation, join me on floor two dozen-eleven!” He pressed the button for the elevator.

* * *

Everyone had joined Benny, save for the scientists who were still working in the lab and had missed the entire series of events. He had disappeared into another room off of the main airplane floor to make some final preparations, and presently he emerged.

Benny made no further speech but instead walked silently and confidently toward the plane he would be flying, to transport vital farm equipment down to the ground. The runway being only nearly the length of the (admittedly very large in diameter) tower, there was not much room for error. His plane was near the back of the room on the east side. As he walked there was a breeze from the missing window on the west side of the room that he would be flying out of, and it would have blown his cape back dramatically except for the fact that he was walking the entirely wrong direction for that so instead it blew his cape forward awkwardly. He got in the airplane and soon the engine and propellers whirred to life. It picked up speed remarkably quickly in the tower and soon flew out the window. 

*8* 

It had apparently not picked up quite enough speed, and the plane swiftly dropped as it flew out the window. Benny caught it, however, and pulled up just in time to avoid a catastrophic and premature meeting with the ground. Flying extremely low, he also narrowly avoided an encounter with a cluster of trees by banking sharply to the right, and pulling up once again. He was thrown into a barrel roll (or perhaps he intentionally did a barrel roll, but it didn't seem like it). But, fortunately, was still on an upward trajectory. Benny was now going entirely the wrong direction from where he was aiming, which was a smooth patch of ground near the river to the south, where the farm would be built. 

Coming out of the barrel roll just as the plane started to dive again, Benny piloted it smoothly around the tower, now flying northeast of it, without any major obstructions. He was gaining speed and turned now to the right again, in a smooth curve one hundred eighty degrees, parallel to his landing area. Benny started slowing and went into a controlled dive, on a path to his destination. But gravity was pulling the aircraft in too quickly, and he started to lose a bit of control, the plane rolling to the right and then the left as he overcompensated a minor buffer of wind, then overcompensated for that overcompensation. Benny tried to pull up, but was going too fast. The airplane hit the ground on the tip of its right wing, bounced, and disintegrated into several pieces.

I felt the presence of a new soul join me, where I had been watching from above the scene fourth-dimensionally, in Pizza Paradise (I really need to think of a new name for this place). Benny was dead.

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